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September 12 / Hyperlink Heroes

In the season finale of Hyperlink Heroes, the group tackles subjects near and dear to their hearts.  Nintendo forgets to internet again, Apple is 9 years late to the party, and Microsoft gets shinier with their updates.  Also happening on the internet, a 4chan user chops off his toe and John McAfee announces his run for president.  What a way to wrap up the first season.

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August 29 / Hyperlink Heroes

In this episode, Austin and Stephen get to business while Greg attends PAX.  Discussed is the generation gap regarding the video game streaming scene, and Shovel Knight has an amiibo with unlockable goodies.  Also find out why Google’s self-driving cars are having much difficulty with hipsters.  And finally there is a review for the 1999 movie adaptation of Wing Commander.  Find out if the movie has much substance beyond it’s quips and bleached hair.

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August 22 / Hyperlink Heroes

The Hyperlink Heroes regroup after two weeks of being busy.  Austin discusses his milk adventure, the newest Hitman movie is not welcomed with open arms, Red Ash redirects to anime and a Final Fantasy 7 fan-game tests the internet waters with a “beat em up” feel.  This episode also debuts a new segment called “That Happened” where the heroes discuss what’s happening in the internet.  This week, zombies infiltrate Chatroulette and Amazon quits Flash cold turkey.

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August 1 / Hyperlink Heroes

In this episode, the hyperlink heroes giggle and learn more about the planned Perfect Dark sequel back in 2000.  Red Ash hits some speed bumps but continues to move forward and Capcom tries their best to listen to their fans, or what’s left of them.  This week’s movie puts Dracula in a futuristic spaceship, but in reality it’s a warehouse break room full of pool tables and VCRs.  Also Coolio pretends to be a vampire.

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July 25 / Hyperlink Heroes

In this episode, the hyperlink heroes try to figure out some mysteries that have popped up this week.  What’s the deal with the creepy hellish noises in Splatoon?  Where will Tri Force Heroes fit in the Zelda timeline?  Why is it a bad idea to bring a doggy-bag full of Adderall to pro gaming events?  The heroes also passionately discuss the new Sharknado movie and whether it’s worth watching.

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July 18 / Hyperlink Heroes

In this episode, the hyperlink heroes pay their respects to Iwata.  Then they discuss Nintendo’s future business plans, the canceled Zelda animated series and a limited time horror game.  This week’s movie is a 1979 slasher film where a deranged man has an obsession with mannequins.  The real question here is whether it was all a drug induced dream.

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Read the PostE20 The Donkey Kong Stare

July 11 / Hyperlink Heroes

The hyperlink heroes record in the same room together in this fantastic episode of wonder.  In this episode, a redditor finds Nintendo’s and Sony’s love child, Sega makes blunt promises and Ubisoft ditches the U in ZombiU.  This week’s movie is an unreleased 2001 horror film that just made it’s debut onto YouTube.  In this movie, an angry child spirit is awoken from the dead and goes on a killing rampage.  Who can stop him?  Maybe Adam West in his heavenly polo sweater?

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June 28 / Hyperlink Heroes

In this episode, many things happen.  Batman: Arkham Knight gets choppy, Fire Emblem gets naughty and the Fallout app rises to the top.  This week’s movie is about a town freezing over from a meteorite which then prompts the hero to do heroic things, like throwing dynamite into a fast approaching avalanche.

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June 14 / Hyperlink Heroes

In this episode, Austin has a dilemma about whether he should reveal the newly leaked Smash Bros characters (he does).  Also discussed are the Oculus Touch, Hyrule Warriors on the 3DS and a brand new YouTube app designed specifically for gaming.  The hyperlink heroes also review the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie.  Was that Scorpion fight scene still as spectacular now as it was back then?  You’ll find out!

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June 6 / Hyperlink Heroes

In this episode, discover the games that been inducted into the Video Game Hall of Fame, the main reason Rock Band 4 is bypassing the PC platform and the frustrating but silly “I am Bread” game being released for the PS4.  This week the hyperlink heroes dig up an obscure stoner Godzilla-parody from 1987.  This film has papier-mâché dinosaurs, VHS stock footage of helicopters and actors who forget what sunshine looks like.

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